"I've been shot in the face four times with a flamethrower, and I don't have any visible scars to speak of."
Take a page from the film industry and turn Los Angeles into any city in the world.
What if the Louvre, the Arc de Triomphe, and even the Eiffel Tower were all fake?
You might not associate Australia with porn, but we do our bit. I spent a day on a Melbourne porn set to see how the producers do everything, including the catering.