Why Do So Many Adult Men Keep Their Mattresses On The Floor?
Despite most bed frames costing less than a month's worth of cold brews, there appears to be an epidemic of grown-ass men refusing to hoist their mattresses onto one. We investigate.
Behold, the College Party by Which All Other College Parties Will Be Judged
The party was lit until a stream of bodies, cheap booze, and splintered wood fell through the floor and into the apartment below.
Here It Is, the First Mural Ever Painted Beneath the Eiffel Tower
The 500-square-meter 'Endless Sleep' painting sits directly underneath the iconic landmark.
The "Supercollider" Never Turned Off: Cavity's Daniel Gorostiaga on Returning to Ruination
Bringing the heaviness to you this fall at Saint Vitus Bar in Brooklyn, NY.
Noisey Presents Original Sludge Metal Pioneers CAVITY in Brooklyn!
More than a decade in the making, the band that spawned Torche, Floor, Black Cobra, and a legion of others returns.
The Best Ever Sludge Metal Song About Particle Physics
Thank you, Cavity.
PREMIERE: Sugary Doom Metal Pop From Torche and Their New Streaming LP 'Restarter'
Out next week via Relapse Records, and streaming in full now at Noisey!
Suicidal Florida Man Exchanges Hundreds of Rounds With Police, Burning the Floor and House of Lightning Practice Space Down
A horrifying police standoff leaves a SWAT team member wounded and the perpetrator dead.
Torche's Thundering Poppy-Doom Track May Make You One of Their "Minions"
Drone the fuck out.
Torche Started Where Floor Left Off and Now, Floor Is Starting Where Floor Left Off
Steve Brooks talks about writing new Floor riffs after a twelve-year gap, why metal sucks, and why High On Fire are the greatest band.
Here's A Ripper By House Of Lightning, So Check Out the "New Jam"
Member of FLOOR doubles up
Floor "Find Away" To Come Back Strong A Decade Later
New song from Oblation emerges