Pro Tip: If You Rob a Dunkin Donuts, Don't Take an Uber Home
This is not the first time a robbery suspect has opened the Uber app and ordered an on-demand getaway vehicle, but it's never a good idea.
Man Caught on Camera Shoving Entire Subway Footlong Down His Pants
"We know what you are thinking,” the local Sheriff wrote on Facebook. “Please resist—this is a respectable Facebook page. We are just reporting the facts.”
Georgia Man Steals 150 Pounds of Waffle Mix to Keep Up With Black Market Demands
“Buyers...would contact him for the waffle mix and he would provide it when contacted,” the police said. “He is the seller of waffle mix.”
School Cops Busted for Selling Soda to Students
The side hustle grew out of Connecticut's ban on soda in public schools.
Woman Allegedly Poisoned Lookalike with Cheesecake to Steal Her Identity
Viktoria Nasyrova faces charges of attempted murder, assault, and burglary—but her troubles began long before the cheesecake.
International Fugitive 'Deadbeat' Dad Captured Thanks to Maraschino Cherries
He owed nearly $560,000 in child support. Too bad he thought maraschino cherries had pits.
The Enduring Appeal of Stealing Tiki Mugs
Tiki has always been about fantasy, but some drinkers go as far as taking home a souvenir from their boozy staycation inside a tiki bar.
The World's Most Expensive Vodka Bottle Has Been Found Outside a Construction Site
Surprise: It's empty.
This Is How You Steal $85K in Pizza Cheese
The greatest benefit of life as a hard criminal is using your remorseless abandon to heist a whole lot of mozzarella.
My Taco Truck Was Extorted by Local Gangbangers
I’ve had a taco truck in LA for 13 years now, but I will never forget the first day I opened for business. I nearly got shot by local gangbangers, and it only got worse from there.
'Dealers' Arrested for Selling Pancake Mix to Undercover Cops
They tried to pass it off as $27,000 worth of cocaine. A pun-heavy police statement ensued.
This Beloved Soul Food Restaurant Was Busted for Using Food Stamps to Stock Fridges
Before the EBT scam was exposed, Becky’s and Mary’s was known only as the best place for soul food in central North Carolina.