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There's Only One Good Subway Sandwich and It's the Veggie Delite

Think of the Veggie Delite as a mediocre house salad served inside of a giant loaf of bread, and it delivers.
Adam Rothbarth
6.18.19
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The Nine-Year-Old Paying Off His Classmates' Lunch Debt Isn't a 'Feel Good' Story

Framing these stories as inspirational pushes us further into a bleak future where debt is inescapable, even in elementary school.
Bettina Makalintal
6.11.19
food-opinion

You Can Never Have Enough Garlic, You Fools

A bad tweet from the New York Times has ignited the garlic-obsessed masses.
Bettina Makalintal
5.29.19
food-opinion

How to Make the Perfect Milkshake for Throwing at Fascists

Combining the public humiliation of racists and one of nature’s most delicious frosty treats is pure poetry in motion.
Kim Kelly
5.28.19
food-opinion

In Defense of Wedge Salads, from the Father of the Writer Who Denigrated Them

We received this unsolicited opinion piece from writer Sydney Mondry's dad and it deserves to be published on VICE.
Josh "Dad" Mondry
5.28.19
food-opinion

Actually, Wedge Salads Are an Abomination

Down with this vegetal doorstop.
Sydney Mondry
5.22.19
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Working at an Ice Cream Shop Is a Lowkey Nightmare

Some people do cry over spilled milk.
Bettina Makalintal
5.20.19
food-opinion

The Pain and Sorrow of Learning Your Beloved Childhood Pizza Is Trash

Quad Cities-style pizza rises to the level of legendarily terrible—like 'The Room' or the 'Troll 2' of bad pizza.
Peter Rugg
5.16.19
food-opinion

A Definitive Ranking of Almost Every Flavor of Mountain Dew

I did the Dew in 25 different incarnations to bring you this comprehensive guide to its many nuances.
Andy O'Connor
5.7.19
Actually

Stop Calling Me a Monster Because I Bite My String Cheese

Doing away with the ridiculous ceremony of separating individual cheese fibers opens up a world of possibilities.
Will Gottsegen
4.30.19
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Betty Crocker Rainbow Chip Frosting Is Best Enjoyed Straight Out of the Tub

After the Angry Internet Mob successfully demanded that Betty Crocker bring the stuff back from the dead, I knew I wasn't alone.
Arielle Gordon
4.23.19
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Actually, Tiny Overpriced Grocery Stores Are Perfect for Indecisive People

I look at the exorbitant prices as my penance for the inability to make a decision in bigger stores.
Chason Gordon
4.19.19
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