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food-wtf

This Guy Took a Bath in a Wendy’s Sink for Some Reason

Not sure that order of fries and a Frosty sounds so good now.
Bettina Makalintal
2 days ago
food-wtf

This 'Human Cheese' Is Made From Celebrity Skin Bacteria

If you've ever wanted to eat cheese made from Heston Blumenthal's crotch or Ruby Tandoh's nose, now's your chance!
Bettina Makalintal
4 days ago
food-wtf

A Driver Was Fined for Having a 'Dangerous' Amount of Fast Food Trash in Their Car

Tag your friend whose car floor is literally covered in Big Mac wrappers.
Bettina Makalintal
5.14.19
food-wtf

Popular Florida Pizzeria Fails to Meet Health Standards 10 Straight Times, Couldn't Care Less

“Do you really think this inspector sat down and counted every rodent dropping?” owner Ed Smeltz asked.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.10.19
food-wtf

These Hot Pot Flavored Toothpastes Have Already Sold Out in China

Who doesn't want their freshly cleaned mouth to taste like Sichuan peppercorns and boiled meat?
Jelisa Castrodale
5.10.19
food-wtf

Man Designs Revolutionary Stirring Machine That's Basically Just a Spoon

I’ll probably buy the first Stircle I find at Goodwill. It’ll look great beside my Juicero.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.9.19
WTF

Man Mistakes Thin Lizzy Lyrics on Cheese Label for 'Threat of Mass Death'

Thin Lizzy’s “Angel of Death” hasn't made a lot of waves since the early 80s—until its lyrics appeared on a hunk of mozzarella.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.3.19
WTF

Chicago Man 'Fixes' Potholes by Filling Them with Giardiniera

He also considered using “just buckets of wet Italian beef.”
Bettina Makalintal
5.1.19
Chicago

'Suspicious Object' Shuts Down Chicago Street, Turns Out to be a Chef Boyardee Can on Wheels

We stan the almost-sentient can of ravioli.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.1.19
Munchies

'Guacamole Cheese' Is a Thing Now, but It Shouldn't Be

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.30.19
Munchies

Man Allegedly Threatened Restaurant Staff Because They Were Out of Ranch Dressing

Look, sometimes restaurants don’t have what you want, when you want it—but can we just calm down about it?
Jelisa Castrodale
4.26.19
Health

Please Stop Putting Garlic in Your Vaginas, OB/GYN Begs

Congratulations, you’ve turned your most sensitive orifice into Gilroy, California for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON—according to Dr. Jennifer Gunter.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.24.19
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