Football

10.9.19

Ellen and Science Confirm: Rich People Only Care About Themselves

Ellen and Bush don’t really make the strangest of bedfellows, and we have the studies to prove it.

7.2.19

Colin Kaepernick and Nike Are Right, the Betsy Ross Flag Shouldn't Be on Sneakers

Betsy Ross' flag is a reminder of slavery. We don't need it on shoes.

6.12.19

Bar Promised Free Shots for US World Cup Goals, Didn't Know They'd Score 13

Team USA broke the record for the most goals ever scored in a World Cup match.

4.11.19

Star Athletes and Sporting Politics in the Spotlight

The game we see versus the game that's being played.

2.28.19

'Captain Marvel' Review-Bombing Campaign Shows How Crowdsourcing Went Wrong

Plus, we try to figure out if the 'Revolutions' podcast likes revolutions, and whether the NFL Combine is fancy superstition.

2.13.19

Brand Twitter Is Absurd, and It Will Only Get Worse

SunnyD tweets about depression. Steak-umm is lonely. Wendy's is sassy. Do we actually want our brands to be that "human"?

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2.4.19

I Still Watch the Super Bowl, Even Though We're All Going to Die

Andrew Whitworth, the right tackle for the Los Angeles Rams, basically admitted that football is meaningless.

2.1.19

Straight Fyre for Two Hours, But With Mechs

What could possibly go wrong?

1.30.19

Roger Goodell is Once Again Full of Shit

During Super Bowl LIII media availability, the NFL commissioner told reporters that if teams thought Colin Kaepernick could help them win, they would sign him.

1.30.19

TV Station Employee Fired for Labeling Tom Brady a 'Known Cheater'

A worker at local Pittsburgh station KDKA shot their shot...and paid the price.

1.30.19

Drinking Tom Brady GOAT Beer Will Surely Poison Your Soul

If you truly want to be like the New England Patriots quarterback, you'll never touch one of these beers in your life.

1.23.19

At Least 'Madden' Refs Got the Saints-Rams Pass Interference Call Right

One simulation even turned the pass interference sensitivity all the way down, and the ref *still* called it on New Orleans. Yikes.

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