Fourth of July
Skip the touching tribute to the American dream—and the lake house pics—on Instagram this weekend.
“I was looking for the tanks, they were supposed to have tanks.”
Before setting off fireworks, please use your melon.
Nothing says "America" like a loud, bright, senseless series of explosions likely to spiral into chaos at any moment.
After scaling the Statue of Liberty on the Fourth of July to protest Trump's immigration policies, Therese Patricia Okoumou was brought up on three misdemeanor charges.
If you feel like patriotism is morally repulsive right now, you'd be correct.
You can enjoy these grilled meats, easy salads, and summery desserts, even if you can't find any shreds of patriotic spirit.
In retrospect, a pest-infested garage may be better than no garage at all.
"I find the 4th of July ironic."
The concerned citizen's guide to grilling-out on Independence Day.