What It’s Like to Work In a Breastaurant That Gives People Coronaries
At the Heart Attack Grill, people weighing over 350 pounds eat for free and if they don’t finish their food, we spank them. I’ve called an ambulance for customers who’ve had coronaries.
An Ode to the Outrageous World of Las Vegas Drinking Vessels
Why would you settle for a koozie-wrapped Bud Light bottle when you can drink out of a three-feet-long plastic cup shaped like a woman’s leg? Fishnets, high heels, and all?