It's Wednesday, February 13, and the 'Piss Christ' Artist Bought a Slice of Trump's Wedding Cake
Plus, even the LA Times thinks In-N-Out's fries are bad.
Harvard Professor Who Apparently Hates Joy Says We Should Only Eat 6 Fries at a Time
This is a personal attack.
Why French People Leave Potatoes on This 19th-Century Agronomist's Grave
Antoine-Augustin Parmentier was the potato's ultimate hype man, who legend credits as the originator of the French fry.
9 French Fry-Themed Accessories Cheaper than Kim Kardashian's Sold-Out $6K Purse
They're tacky, ostentatious, impractical and, reader, I want one.
Restaurant Drops Crinkle Cut Fries, Receives "Disturbing and Hostile" Threats
"[W]e really cannot be fighting or throat-punching people over our differences, or the differences between straight and crinkle-cut."
Belgians Want Their Fries and Mayo to be Enshrined in the UNESCO Heritage List
“It’s like the World Cup of taste. We’re from a small country, but our strikers ‘fries and mayo’ are doing really well. We are ready to go all the way.”
McDonald's Fries Might Make a Mouse Furrier, But They Probably Won't Cure Your Baldness
We will never again eat McDonald's fries without thinking about patchy-ass mice.
Taco Bell Begins Quietly Testing Burritos Stuffed with Fries
SoCal-style 'California burritos' may be coming to a Taco Bell near you.
Fast Food Week
I Spent an Entire Day in a Mall Food Court
Breakfast, lunch and dinner inside the belly of America's disappearing mall culture.
Loaded Cheeseburger French Fries
Not going to lie, this tastes like a Big Mac in fry form.
Woman Accuses Taco Bell of Racism After Being Refused Fries
They don't sell fries.
Taco Bell Hints that It Might Start Serving Fries
It all started when Blink 182 singer Mark Hoppus tweeted about the rivalry between Taco Bell and Del Taco.