In celebration of the upcoming holiday, I ate a ton of savory-chocolate hybrid meals.
Plus, ways to both extend and shorten your lifespan, depending on your mood.
Don't try this at home.
Fried potato bread is the perfect vehicle for, well, pretty much anything.
A two-day brine and the crispiest crust you can imagine will change everything you thought you knew about fried chicken.
We had a big German Shepherd when I was a kid, and whenever we fried potato pancakes, he smelled like them for a week.
This makes enough to serve 50 people, but will disappear within minutes.
The perfect, crispy side to go with burgers.
It's time for mussels to break out of their shell.
They're as pretty as they are delicious.
These quite possibly might just be one of the most addictive snacks ever.
Welcome back to Stranger Than Flicktion, our Flickr-inspired fiction column. Today, we eat our last fish supper at a fish and chip shop on the edge of the abyss.