frozen food

Munchies

94-Year-Old Man Says the Tooth in His Fish Can't Be His, Because His Are False

"I don't fancy eating fish for a while," the man's wife, Christine, said.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.31.19
Pizza

Who Is the Bandit Biting into Frozen Pizzas at This UK Supermarket Chain?

Someone is stalking the frozen aisle at Sainbury's and chomping down on frozen pies with reckless abandon, and it needs to stop.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.24.18
Oops

Someone Should Probably Tell Lean Cuisine Its New Nutrition Plan Has the Same Name as a Giant Invasive Rodent

Southerners have a different idea of what "Nutria" means.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.23.18
WTF

It's So Hot in Arizona Right Now that You Can Literally Cook Pizza on the Sidewalk

Man, it's a hot one.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.22.17
frozen food

A Love Letter to Frozen Food

We never forget our roots—and our roots are Hungry Man Dinners, frozen novelty desserts, and cheap frozen burritos
Munchies Staff
3.6.17
WTF

Ice Cream Worker Sues After Losing Fingers to Frostbite

You'd think working in an ice cream factory called "Mister Cookie Face" would be a dream job, but apparently that's not the case.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.6.17
WTF

Man Pulls a Three Foot Sword on His Pizza Roll-Stealing Roommate

Sure, every person has the right to protect their pizza rolls, but wielding a three-foot sword to do so is not going to end well for anyone.
Nick Rose
7.29.16
Nick Gazin's Frozen Food Reviews

I Will Review Frozen Food No More Forever

As Amy's Kitchen served me and my coworkers lunch, I looked around the room and realized something: I can go nowhere from here. This will be my final frozen food column for VICE.
Nick Gazin
7.24.16
Nick Gazin's Frozen Food Reviews

Frozen Mac and Cheese Is a Food Product That Shouldn't Exist

If you like mac and cheese, there's no reason to not just boil some on the stove and make it yourself, even if you use that powdered cheese stuff.
Nick Gazin
7.9.16
Food

Frozen Lasagna Has Filled the Gaping Hole Inside Me

The focus of my review column this week is frozen lasagnas. For some reason frozen lasagna is almost always good or great. On occasion it is underwhelming, but I'm yet to be deeply disappointed by a frozen lasagna.
Nick Gazin
7.2.16
Nick Gazin's Frozen Food Reviews

Frozen Chicken Nuggets Will Definitely Give You Heartburn

I've been eating frozen chicken nuggets for this review column, and the gurgling heartburn I've experienced has led me to chomp Tums like they were as tasty and plentiful as the nuggets that caused my stomach acids to go into overdrive.
Nick Gazin
5.29.16
Nick Gazin's Frozen Food Reviews

Frozen Breakfast Food Is Not the Breakfast of Champions

The most easily-prepared foods are breakfast foods. All frozen breakfast foods seem like a bad, impractical idea to me, but I'm not here to avoid the food mistakes, I'm here to eat them.
Nick Gazin
5.22.16
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