fucking animals

8.10.14

Jessica & the Jawbreakers in Cat Added Value

At first Jessica and the Jawbreakers despise the mean, ugly cat who shows up at their music rehearsal, but once he starts playing tunes, they fall for the ugly kitty's artistic soul.

11.19.12

What Gifts Did Obama Give His America-Hating Voters?

"I love my president, but I have to be honest, if Romney had come with a delicious thigh that was fried in golden succulent batter, I'd be a Republican. What can I say? I love the bird."