Gavin Haynes's Sleepless Nights
Why I Feel Sorry for the Pope Who Hung Up on God
Benedict is alone. He is ex-Pope. He has ceased to be pope. He is hanging up the pointy hat. He is turning over the keys to the golf buggy to a younger guy. From now on, when he tells young Africans that the best way to protect themselves from AIDS is...
Reasons Why Everyone Should Start a New Life in Brilliant Britain
Britain is an intolerable wasteland, and you're an idiot if you want to live there. Not my words, but the paraphrased sentiments of the British government, that, it emerged last weekend, is considering placing ads in Romania and Bulgaria telling people...
Bath Salts, Orgies, Murder, and Anti-Virus Software
If there is one thing society can learn from the soap opera now engulfing tech zillionaire John McAfee, it is that rectal shelving is the best way to take the psychoactive drug MDPV.