How to Suck an Uncut Cock
There comes a moment in every American cocksucker's (and I use that term as an honorific) life when he/she pulls down a pair of trousers and is met not with a well-shorn sailor, but a hooded monk.
Slaying the Snot-Sneezing Dragon
Guys in prison jack off so much they’ll try damn near anything. I used to spray hot water from an artificial lemon all over my sac when I busted just ‘cause I had nothing better to do. I once had a toilet in a cell with a stainless steel seat that...
Supporting the Troops Through Sexting
There’s one subject that seems to get most military guys riled up, just like anybody else: penises. One soldier, whose profile says only, “Give me your porn,” responded to my “hi” with close-up photos of his hard cock, including one shot of himself wet...
Blowjobs, Satanists, and Tiny American Flags in Valley Forge National Park
Beneath the park's quaint exterior is a subculture of anonymous gay sex and satanism. I haven’t seen any dead bodies, but there’s always something going on in the wilds—beyond the road, out where the sex addicts and scary monsters lurk. That’s where I...