Today's Special: You Can Anonymously Send Anyone a Chocolate Dick

Plus, a man's tantrum over being denied an in-flight fish dinner caused a 5-hour plane delay.


Christmas Presents Are Bad, Actually

Forget to get someone a gift? Let me provide you with after-the-fact justification.


10 Casually Sexy Gifts for Your Cuffing Season Partner

A little something for your friend with benefits, that benefits you too.


Bitter-Ass Dude Finally Opens Gift from Ex-Girlfriend and the Gift Was Love

We finally get to know what was in the gift Adrian Pearce received right before his girlfriend dumped his ass nearly 50 years ago.


25 Reasons to Skip Christmas Gifts This Year

Need a good excuse to opt out of the annual spend-a-thon? Here are a few dozen, plus change.


What To Give Your Best Friends from the Group Chat

Your friends got you through the trash year that was 2018. Now's the time to show them some appreciation.


11 Gifts for Your Openly Depressed or Anxious Friend

This is not one of those gift guides with tea, stress balls, and positive-affirmation coasters. No, these are gifts for people with a sense of humor about their mental health.


7 Dope Gifts for Your Dad

Dads are impossible to shop for, but these presents will show him you do, in fact, get him (even if you still kind of don't).


10 Gift Ideas When There's No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism

No matter how much money you have, the current social matrix of Black Friday and "Black Mirror" will ensure you never feel you’ve done quite enough. Push back against this idea.


8 Gifts for Nieces and Nephews If You're Competing to Be the 'Cool Aunt'

We know—there really is no contest. But these gifts will prove that once and for all!


The 10 Best Sex Toys to Give (or Receive) as Gifts

Kinky sex is the gift that keeps on giving.


10 Gifts for Your Roommate to Make Up for Loud Sex and Dirty Dishes

If you're not going to give the gift of dishes done in a timely fashion, you should at least give the random person you share a home with a plant.