Girl News

  • Girls and Danger

    Danger is the subtext of girl-lives. All of them, all the time.

  • Girls and Girl on Girl

    It's time to get real low, like reeeal low, about girls plus gay. Or, "girls squared"/"girls nth" which is how perv-nerds think about lesbians, right? Maybe? I sure do.

  • Girls and Work

    Listen up, Teen Girl Squad. Avoid having a job for as long as possible, because once you get jumped into work culture you're preeetty much in for life.

  • Girls and Being Alone

    I realized today how long it's been since I've had sex. Is it a) three weeks b) two months c) eight months d) a backwards-shooting Jupiter-C rocket?

  • Girls and Exes

    Ex-boyfriends are the most powerful mutants because they know what your skin tastes like and how it feels when you hate them.

  • Girls and Staying In

    Pretty sure my overall project as a writer/human/girl is to convince other people that caring what other people think of you, especially of your social choices, is an infection.

  • Girls and the Future

    The first line of this content unit is going to be "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" which is obviously the zeroes-and-ones-style code that will create, narrate, and regulate the future.

  • Girls and Christmas

    Even if you are on the up with your family it's still a days-long feelings rumble, with too-convenient avenues for emotional eating and buried-alive amounts of useless television.

  • Girls and Parties

    "Partying" as a verb and concept makes me uncomfortable until I'm doing it.

  • Girls and Sadness

    I'm a happy, posi homie, but once in a while, like now, I get stoked on being sad.

  • What Girls Want

    OOPSIE. Wrote this last week in the disgusting spirit of Black Friday, because I forgot about Thanksgiving. But it's not like we can't still get hard into what we want, as opposed to what we need.

  • Girls and Holidays

    Let's talk VACAY, as I'm readying to go away for months and months (eat my shorts!) to Los Angeles, primarily to flee the wintry hellmouth that is Toronto between January 12 and summer.