goat

The Noisey Guide to

The Guide to Getting Into Daddy Yankee, One of the Greatest Rappers Ever

Whether over a dancehall riddim, a dembow loop, or a boom bap beat, Daddy Yankee is truly a G.O.A.T. emcee—full stop, no Spanish-language consideration or otherwise marginalizing categorization needed.
Gary Suarez
2.6.19
mexico

Cabrito al Pastor Is the Product of Northern Mexico's 16th-Century Jewish Roots

A specialty of Coahuila, cabrito al pastor features tender goat meat with extra crispy skin.
Duncan Tucker
10.2.18
Words

Tom Brady Helped Put GOAT in the Dictionary

Merriam-Webster added GOAT, and you'll be pretty shocked to learn who it was first used to describe online.
Liam Daniel Pierce
9.7.18
NBA All-Star

Old Man Bill Russell Has Some Old Man Jokes About Bacon

The Celtics legend has 11 rings and a...crispy...sense of humor
Liam Daniel Pierce
1.18.18
Zero Context

'Witches Are Cool Now'

VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of September 18, presented with zero context.
Alex Norcia
9.24.17
Baby Announcement

Serena and Fiancé Filmed Incredibly Sweet Pregnancy Video Diary for New Baby

Serena Williams and Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian documented her pregnancy in a video for their daughter (whose name is Alexis Olympia Ohanian, Jr., btw). It's downright adorable.
Liam Daniel Pierce
9.13.17
Basketball

Is Diana Taurasi the Greatest Women's Basketball Player of All Time?

The Phoenix Mercury guard just became the WNBA's all-time leading scorer, adding to an impressive list of career accomplishments. Is she the best ever?
Alex Putterman
6.19.17
bestiality

Will Netflix’s 'Castlevania' Series Keep the Goat Sex Stuff?

What is man but a miserable pile of weird goat lust.
Zack Kotzer
2.9.17
Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan's Golf Swing Is a Nightmare

Don't be like Mike on the the golf course.
Sean Newell
12.20.16
Premieres

Be Kind to Each Other and Stream GOAT's New Album, 'Requiem'

Stream the ambitious new double album from this mysterious Swedish ritual psych cult and read our interview with "Fuzzmaster."
Beverly Bryan
9.29.16
tamika catchings

Tamika Catching Will Retire from the WNBA as the Greatest Ever, and She's Barely Considered What That Means

Tamika Catchings will play in her final WNBA game on Sunday and retire as the greatest in the game.
Howard Megdal
9.16.16
420 moment

Goat Children Roll Around Giving Zero Shits About Anything

Wait, what??
Broadly Staff
8.6.16
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