Let's Revisit Those Rumors that Julian Assange Eats Everything with His Hands
"...He ate both the baked potato and the jam pudding with his hands," Assange's former ghostwriter claims.
Man Finds Skid-Marked Underpants in His UberEats Order
We know avocado costs extra, but what about poop-stained thigh-length undies?
Sweden's Disgusting Food Museum Is Bringing Bull Penis and Baby Mouse Wine to Los Angeles
The Disgusting Food Museum is probably the only place where Pop-Tarts are displayed next to fermented birds in a seal carcass.
Teen Shares Video of Himself Cooking Rat on Grill of Burger Joint, Gets Fired
Who could see that coming?
50,000 Pounds of Meat Destroyed After Worker Caught on Camera Peeing Under Conveyor Belt
In a video, the unidentified Smithfield Farms worker can be seen pulling his gloves off and urinating underneath the moving conveyor belt.
Detroit Tigers Concessions Worker Seen Spitting on Food
The Comerica Park food services employee was filmed spitting on pizza crust before covering it with sauce. He is in police custody and may face charges.
Delivery Service Says Cursed Hair Found in Burger Is a "Matter of Personal Taste"
I, for one, ask for extra ponytails in my burger.
Lots of Gross People Apparently Refill Minibar Bottles with Their Own Pee
A survey reveals that YOU ARE ALL GROSS.
'Big Milk,' Today's Comic by Alexander Laird
This lactating monster is always the source of annoyance for his friends.
The Bugs Are Coming for MLB Umpire Brains
An umpire had a giant-ass moth fly into his ear during last night's game between the Yankees and White Sox, and lived to tell the tale.
Some Thoughts on the Hideous Way Theresa May Is Holding Trump's Hand
This awkward encounter at Blenheim Palace has us wondering why bizarre fumbling is always the result when this pair gets together.
Diner Said His Restaurant Receipt Instructed Cook to Spit on His Burger
The secret sauce nobody asked for.