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The 11 Best Ways to Avoid People

Our time on this planet is precious, and we should not squander it by spending it with people we don’t want to be around.
VICE Staff
8.24.18
Sex

How to Be a Great Third in a Threesome

A complete guide to finding your inner unicorn.
Allison Tierney
8.13.18
The Dystopia and Utopia Issue

How to Build Your Own Time Capsule

With a little data-driven forethought—potentially also some light biohacking—your ark might just transcend time.
Brian Anderson
4.19.18
Sex

This Handy Website Shows the Best Spots to Have Sex in Public

Mispicaderos.com offers more than 12,000 user-reviewed places for couples to bone outside the comforts of their own home.
Jordi Llorca
3.14.18
Features

The Couples' Guide to Clubbing

How to enjoy nights out when you're in a relationship.
Angus Harrison
6.14.17
Features

Dâm-Funk on Funk Pioneer Junie Morrison: "His Spirit Was So Unique and Interesting"

The West Coast artist pays tribute to the late Parliament-Funkadelic member with a career-spanning playlist.
Max Mertens
2.22.17
sex work

How to Treat Sex Workers, According to Sex Workers

Can you ask a sex worker to lower the going rate for a blowjob because you're such a loyal customer? And exactly how handsy can you get when you have a half-naked stripper grinding on your lap?
Maxime de Vries
2.10.17
Features

The THUMP Guide to Shitting in Nightclubs

Print this out and keep it in your back pocket at the weekend—you might want something to read on the toilet!
Josh Baines
1.30.17
Thump

THUMP's 12 Most Anticipated Albums of 2017

From Arca to Ricardo Villalobos, a guide to the electronic releases we can't wait to hear this year.
Max Mohenu
1.16.17
guide

What Your Favorite Christmas Song Says About You

There is no genre of music worse than Christmas music. Here's an objectively correct list of what your favorite shitty song says about your shitty self.
Jordan Foisy
12.18.16
Stuff

The VICE Guide to Tinder for Men, by a Woman

Let us help you.
Allison Tierney
12.6.16
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A Bullshitter’s Guide to Getting an All Access Pass

You do not need to live life as a peasant in GA.
Chippy Nonstop
10.1.16