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The 11 Best Ways to Avoid People

Our time on this planet is precious, and we should not squander it by spending it with people we don’t want to be around.
VICE Staff
8.24.18
Sex

How to Be a Great Third in a Threesome

A complete guide to finding your inner unicorn.
Allison Tierney
8.13.18
The Dystopia and Utopia Issue

How to Build Your Own Time Capsule

With a little data-driven forethought—potentially also some light biohacking—your ark might just transcend time.
Brian Anderson
4.19.18
Sex

This Handy Website Shows the Best Spots to Have Sex in Public

Mispicaderos.com offers more than 12,000 user-reviewed places for couples to bone outside the comforts of their own home.
Jordi Llorca
3.14.18
sex work

How to Treat Sex Workers, According to Sex Workers

Can you ask a sex worker to lower the going rate for a blowjob because you're such a loyal customer? And exactly how handsy can you get when you have a half-naked stripper grinding on your lap?
Maxime de Vries
2.10.17
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What Your Favorite Christmas Song Says About You

There is no genre of music worse than Christmas music. Here's an objectively correct list of what your favorite shitty song says about your shitty self.
Jordan Foisy
12.18.16
Stuff

The VICE Guide to Tinder for Men, by a Woman

Let us help you.
Allison Tierney
12.6.16
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A Bullshitter’s Guide to Getting an All Access Pass

You do not need to live life as a peasant in GA.
Chippy Nonstop
10.1.16
Stuff

How to Write a Novel, Explained by a Booker Prize-Winning Novelist

No one taught DBC Pierre how to write, but that didn't stop him from winning the Man Booker Prize for his debut novel. In his new book—and here—he explains how you could do the same.
DBC Pierre, as told to John Doran
6.23.16
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How to Make a Long-Term Relationship Work in Your Twenties

Some handy tips for dealing with the issues every long-termer will go through.
VICE Staff
4.26.16
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Third Eye Blind's Stephan Jenkins Walks Us Down Valencia Street in San Francisco's Mission

"They make a margarita there that has six fucking shots of tequila in it, and it will fuck you if you drink it."
VICE Travel Staff
4.13.16
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Music Producer Brogan Bentley Taps Into San Francisco's Parks to Recharge

"You'd never know you're in a city when you're down in there."
Katie Wheeler-Dubin
4.12.16