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Technology

A Bot Wrote These Nonsensical Yet Extremely On Point Headlines

"The Point in Your Butt," and other Broadly stories that should exist!
Leila Ettachfini
7.30.18
headlines

Say it Ain't SoE: Lupica Heds Reach End of the Line

After five-plus years, Sports on Earth is closing up shop, and with it goes the craziest, pun-heavy headlines you've ever read.
Sean Newell
1.26.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now Podcast

VICE Has a New Daily Podcast

We'll be running through the day's biggest stories and interviewing VICE reporters on 'The VICE Guide to Right Now.'
VICE Staff
10.11.17
Humor

Nice Day for a Sexual Relationship

A bot generated this fake headline.
Leila Ettachfini
9.28.17
Remembering Things

Drake's 'Take Care' Is the Greatest Emo Album of All Time

Five years after its release, the album remains the most candid view we've ever had of Aubrey Graham: crestfallen, contemplative, and alone in a life of luxury.
Emma Garland
10.27.16
La Liga

Rakitic's Tap-In is Nice, But Neymar's Assist... Good Lord

You could call it an Assist d'Or.
Liam Daniel Pierce
1.17.16
Noisey Blog

2015 Was the Year of 'No,'

God's gift to bloggers is a two letter word.
Jordan Pearson
12.30.15
Weird Shit

Djibril Cisse Arrested For Alleged Sex Tape Blackmail of French International

Now that's a headline!
VICE Sports
10.13.15
Highlights

Confused, Arsenal's Petr Čech Heads for the Locker Room of his Former Team, Chelsea

Probably wishes he had played for them.
Liam Daniel Pierce
9.19.15
Stuff

Meeting the People Behind the Grim, Surreal Headlines of British Women's Weekly Magazines

We talked to the people behind headlines like "I Breastfeed My Dad," "Lover Paid Thugs £50 to Burn Me Alive," and "SOS! Psycho in Our Flowerbed!"
Will Dunn
5.13.15
VICE News

VICE News Capsule

A man was killed in Chile while handling a homemade bomb, Myanmar released more than 100 child soldiers, Israeli police restricted Palestinian access to Al Aqsa mosque, and the Ferguson police chief issued an apology to Michael Brown's family.
VICE News
9.27.14