Forget 'Die Hard,' 'Go' Is the Ultimate Anti-Christmas Movie
What's more festive than a late-90s rave caper?
The Noisey Advent Calendar
With "Santa's Coming Over," Low Embraced a Creepy-Ass Christmas
The Duluth trio's "Just Like Christmas" might be the indie classic, but the terrifying "Santa's Coming Over" deserves more attention.
Alex Robert Ross
'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' Is an Elaborate Takedown of the Rich
It's so much more than a slapstick holiday classic.
Christmas Presents Are Bad, Actually
Forget to get someone a gift? Let me provide you with after-the-fact justification.
Ugly Christmas Sweaters Are Degrading
I'm telling you this because I care about you.
What To Give Your Best Friends from the Group Chat
Your friends got you through the trash year that was 2018. Now's the time to show them some appreciation.
‘Bad Santa’ Is a Heartwarming Holiday Film About Overcoming Male Impotence
“Are you saying there’s something wrong with my gear? Is that what you’re saying?”
7 Dope Gifts for Your Dad
Dads are impossible to shop for, but these presents will show him you do, in fact, get him (even if you still kind of don't).
8 Gifts for Nieces and Nephews If You're Competing to Be the 'Cool Aunt'
We know—there really is no contest. But these gifts will prove that once and for all!
Experts Told Us How Not to Become Violent with Family During the Holidays
Keep it light and monitor your drinking.
The Best Weed Gifts of 2018 from Women-Run Brands
Soothing balms, a home infusion kit, and even a healing stick for period pain are the hottest items weed-lovers are buying.
10 Office Gifts for the Coworkers You Think Are OK. Fine, Even
Even your most boring-ass coworkers will delight in a li'l holiday spirit this season!