Internet Finally Notices Nathan's Hot Dogs Execs Are Big Trump Supporters
Nathan's fans are vowing to boycott, but the executive chairman and Trump have gone together like wieners and mustard for years.
UK Soccer Club's New Uniforms Make Them Look Like Giant Wieners
“In the past, we’ve been sponsored by Hall’s Fish and Chip’s of Bedale, R & R Ice Cream of Leeming Bar, and now Heck Sausages, so you can see our bodies are temples.”
Pro-Meat Group Trolls WeWork With Solutions for Their "Meat-Denied" Employees
Their solutions include pastrami pocket protectors and “Hot Dog Hidden in a Banana Peel.”
Anti-Ketchup Messages Appear on Chicago's Digital Road Signs
The anti-condiment statement appeared on an official Illinois Department of Transportation electronic traffic board.
The Wildest Things I Saw as a Food Cart Inspector for the NYC Parks Department
From the hot dog stand cartels to the crown jewel of violations—cooking capybara in the park—it was anything but dull.
Judge Tells Vendor He Has to Stop Selling 'Natten's Famous' Hot Dogs
“I don’t give a shit about the lawsuit,” he said.
'Penguin Protection,' Today's Comic by Brian Blomerth
Yorna and a gang of penguins turn against a rich businessman after he suggests a new unsavory type of hot dog.
'Poke,' Today's Comic by Brian Blomerth
Yorna's inability to eat a hot dog correctly leads to a chaotic eye-poking epidemic.
The Hot Dog Sandwich Debate Must Be Stopped
The VICE Guide to Right Now
Questions About the 'Dilly Dog,' the Important New Pickle/Corn Dog
How do they get the hot dog inside the pickle?
Serve Hot Dog Water Ice Cubes to Guests You Hate, Petty Tweeter Suggests
I would not wish this on my worst enemy.
Peanut Butter Hot Dogs Are Clearly a Cry for Help
We try to be open-minded, but sorry, this looks Very Bad.