My Return to Therapy
I spend all day lying in bed with the curtains drawn; I can't name more than two things I'm good at doing. I know I'm depressed, and I'm finally starting to get some help.
the worst things of all time
DJ Has Viral "Hotel California" Remix Removed by the Eagles, Offers Douchiest Response
Get over yourself, dude.
My Two Glorious Weeks at Baghdad's Hotel California During the Iraq War
In October 2003, my squad got assigned to one of the best gigs in the country. We were supposed to be an emergency "Quick Reaction Force," but in reality we spent most of our time playing Halo.
In the Catskills, Russian Music Plays You
Back in May, a friend offered me a ticket to KSP, the largest Russian music festival on the East Coast. I accepted, but didn’t anticipate the shitshow that followed. For the next four months I became a regular attendee of a series of vodka-fueled...