how to be single
How to Have a Hot Dinner Date with Yourself
Why go through the experience of an awkward first date, worrying about whether or not your suitor might be a serial killer when you can date yourself? Who says you can't have a romantic meal all alone?
How to Dump Your Significant Other On Thanksgiving
If all else fails, just be honest, like the Pilgrims were with the Native Americans when they promised peaceful cohabitation.