“This girl I work with is always selling pictures of her feet... He likes it when she curls them around other objects.”
"There was a poo on the middle of my floor, and I knew it was me but I blamed it on my mum.”
“They’re literally like 'I am gay, I am black—whatever.' We’re bored of boy bands with clean cut white boys.”
It makes sense that they'd have absorbed some of her knowledge over the years, right?
We asked a bunch of guys in the line for a Timberlake gig about the most manly things they've ever done.
"I got my clit pierced on my lunch break.”
A dispatch from our day in the queue with Thugger fans waiting to get into his Camden Market stall.
Which STD is the most high fashion? Would you rather have lice or scabies? We asked the lonely rat-people hanging around London's Somerset House to enlighten us.
We met them outside the London premiere of Dark Shadows and asked them about rape and stuff.