injuries

7.3.19

The U.S. Government Made Fireworks Explosion Porn Just For You

Before setting off fireworks, please use your melon.

6.28.19

Doc Shares Horrific Photos of Guy Who Tried to Open Beer with a Chopstick

There is a lesson here, and it's unfortunate that this man learned it the hard way.

3.25.19

Paleontologists Identify the World's Largest Tyrannosaurus Rex

"Scotty" weighed about 20,000 pounds and lived longer than any other known tyrannosaur, according to University of Alberta paleontologists.

11.6.18

California Man Injured After Corona Bottle Explodes Like “Glass Hand Grenade”

For Corona, this is just another in a long line of exploding bottles.

9.12.18

Is John Wall Slowing Down or About to Speed Up?

A look into whether one of the NBA's quickest point guards has permanently lost a step.

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8.20.18

A Man Fell Into a Massive, Fake-Looking Hole at an Art Museum

He literally descended into Anish Kapoor's "Descent into Limbo."

7.20.18

Del The Funky Homosapien Discusses His Near-Fatal Fall and Painful Recovery

After fracturing seven ribs and puncturing a lung during a Gorillaz set earlier this month, the rapper talks to Noisey from a hotel room in Denmark.

6.29.18

People Told Us the Dumbest Ways They Ever Hurt Themselves in Six Words

“Cut penis while trimming pubic hair.”

5.24.18

People Told Us About Their Worst Drug-Related Injuries

"I'm going to have to get tooth implants at the age of 23."

3.9.18

There's Now a Solution for 'Avocado Hand' Injuries

Maybe this will keep you out of the ER!

2.22.18

Koda Glover and the Cautionary Tales of Spring Training

Spring Training is here, which means it is time to believe in happy endings, and also time to have our hopes dashed.

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