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A Man Fell Into a Massive, Fake-Looking Hole at an Art Museum

He literally descended into Anish Kapoor's "Descent into Limbo."
Beckett Mufson

People Told Us the Dumbest Ways They Ever Hurt Themselves in Six Words

“Cut penis while trimming pubic hair.”
Anna Goldfarb
don't do this

People Told Us About Their Worst Drug-Related Injuries

"I'm going to have to get tooth implants at the age of 23."
Nilu Zia
The VICE Guide to Right Now

At Least Two Kids Were Shot at an Elementary School in South Carolina

Authorities say they have a teenage suspect in custody, and the two children sustained injuries that do not appear to be life-threatening. A female teacher was also wounded and taken away by ambulance.
VICE Staff
How Scared Should I Be?

How Scared Should I Be of Breaking My Penis?

A deep dive into one of the scariest injuries you can possibly get during sex.
Mike Pearl
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Watch Turkish Parliament Members Kick One Another in the Head During a Brawl

As infinitely shitty as our politicians may be, no debate on the floor of the House of Representatives has ever ended in such a mess.
VICE Staff

We Asked Tugboat Workers About Their Worst Injuries

"I had my fingers ripped off. I stood there and watched the line come tight, rip them off, and then I picked them up, put them in my pocket, brought them to the hospital, and they sewed them back on."
Dory Carr-Harris

How 'Dance Dance Revolution' Helped Me Recover After a Gigantic Boulder Fell on Me

Back in 2000 I was the 'DDR' king of my local arcade. And then a gigantic rock almost crushed me to death.
Luke McKinney
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Dubstep Fan Literally Breaks His Neck Headbanging to a DJ Duo Called Barely Alive

They responded by calling him "metal as fuck" and guestlisting him for life.
Alexander Iadarola
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A Quebec Mayor Made Up a Story About an Injured Teen to Badmouth a Skatepark

"It was not my best idea ever," Jean-François Parenteau admitted.
Manisha Krishnan

Watch This Mexican Town Celebrate Their Namesake with Fertilizer Bombs and Sledgehammers

Festival-goers in San Juan de la Vega strap explosives to sledgehammers and smash them to the ground.
Vincent L. Long

The VICE Guide to Drinking in Britain

Haha, yeah! Wooo! Haha. Drinking!
Joel Golby