Inspector Jacob Bando

    • 9.6.12

      Brandon Jacobs Called My Friend a "Lil Watermelon Head Ass"

      San Francisco 49ers running back Brandon Jacobs is a bipolar socialite when it comes to interacting with fans. One minute he’s parading around a bounce house with a six-year-old and another he's insulting my dimwit friend on Twitter. In other words, he...

    • 7.23.12

      Cargo Cults Have Been Eating People

      I was pretty shocked to learn that a nonsensical belief in a made up deity could lead the "cargo cults" that live on the Pacific Island of Tanna to perform acts of violence, so I decided to call Inspector Jacob Bando of the Royal Papua New Guinea...