The VICE Guide to Right Now

Guess Who Comes Up When You Search 'Idiot' on Google Images

Just guess.
Drew Schwartz
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Happy Press Freedom Day, Now Stop Calling Trump a Cheeto

Make insults creative again!
Eve Peyser
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Carmelo Anthony Continues to Roast Trolls with Breakfast Foodstuffs Insults

Carmelo Anthony added to the "glazed donut face ass" pantheon of internet insults.
Patrick Sauer
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Teachers Report Spike in Trump-Related Harassment at Schools

Ninety percent of the 10,000 teachers, administrators, and counselors who responded to the survey reported that the election has had a "negative impact" on students.
Lauren Messman
The VICE Guide to Right Now

President Obama Welcomed Donald Trump to the White House

You can watch the whole awkward affair live and imagine what the future will be like when Trump gets ahold of the POTUS Twitter account, along with the nuclear codes.
VICE Staff
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Trump Can't Believe He Hasn't Insulted George Stephanopoulos on Twitter Yet

The Republican nominee was surprised the former Clinton advisor didn't fall on the list of people, places, and things he's insulted on Twitter over the course of the election.
VICE Staff

I Acted Like an Asshole for a Week to See if it Would Make My Life Better

In some ways, it definitely did.
H. Alan Scott

Here's How to Start Fights and Insult Strangers in Nine Foreign Languages

We asked our European VICE offices about their countries' rich traditions when it comes to cursing: The Serbians will threaten to fuck the first row of people at your funeral, while the Danish will call you an "ass banana."
VICE Staff

The Middle Finger Emoji Could Land You in Jail in the UAE

Using middle finger emojis and “insulting words” on apps can result in jail or deportation.
Mari Shibata

This Handy Calorie-Counting App Barrages You With Insults

A new app, Carrot Hunger, aims to whip you into shape by barraging you with insults and weird full-screen advertisements every time you gorge yourself on crappy food.
Hilary Pollack
Vice Blog

Is There a Male Equivalent to the Basic Bitch?

Despite common perception, the male version isn’t the much discussed Bro. No, to qualify as basic you need to walk the fine line between bogan and classy in the boring way where you know what tuberose means.
Wendy Syfret