Why 'Suddenly' by Billy Ocean Is the Best Afterparty Song Ever
Billy needs to tell you something important, something about how your selfish little life of SnapChat fucks, soiled nights, and Uber escapes is meaningless.
Drinking with London's Furries Taught Me Some Valuable Life Lessons
If these guys can proudly wander around central London dressed like sad cat-humans, why should I give a shit about what anyone thinks of me?
'Britain's Best Bottom' Talks About Premature Ejaculation and Straight Men in Gay Porn
You might already know Darius Ferdynand from such films as 69 Shades of Gay, Stretch My Hole, and Darius Has a Big Fat Dick.