Jordan Foisy VICE
What Your Favorite Christmas Song Says About You
There is no genre of music worse than Christmas music. Here's an objectively correct list of what your favorite shitty song says about your shitty self.
The Serious Business of Betting on Horse Racing
This is not a social activity. I don't even know if people here are having what I would call fun. Show some respect, service is in session. People here aren't looking for trouble or to get wild, they are here to die with some dignity.