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The VICE Guide to Right Now

Finally, the World Has a Giant, Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue

Behold, one of the greatest artistic achievements of our time.
Drew Schwartz

'Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom' Gives Up on Science Completely

Who told these people that dinosaurs have to be war machines and volcano victims to be interesting?
Becky Ferreira

The Jurassic World Porn Parody That Asks: What If Dinosaurs Were Porn Stars?

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could fuck a dinosaur, they didn’t stop to think if they should fuck a dinosaur.”
Becky Ferreira

We Asked a Dinosaur Expert How Realistic the New 'Jurassic World' Really Is

Apparently, the T. rex wasn't always in such a terrible mood.
Lisa Ludwig
Noisey News

Jazzy Dude Jeff Goldblum Is Readying His Debut Album

The blockbuster actor has signed with Decca for an album of jazz piano songs.
Alex Robert Ross

We, Ah, Talked to Jeff Goldblum and, Uh, It Was Excellent

The reverse-character actor mmms, uhs, and oohs about 'Thor: Ragnarok,' 'Jurassic Park,' 'Isle of Dogs,' jazz, meeting Quavo from Migos, and stealing donuts.
Jill Krajewski

The Paleontologist Who Finds Anthropocene Insights in the Dinosaur Age

Steve Brusatte explains how these spectacular bygone animals shaped our present, and how they can inform our future.
Becky Ferreira
Jurassic World Evolution

Jurassic Park Finally Gets the 'RollerCoaster Tycoon' Treatment

'Planet Coaster' developers finally create the dinosaur theme-park game we always deserved with 'Jurassic World Evolution'
Rob Zacny
life finds a way

Tyrannosaurus Rex Would Break Its Own Legs if It Chased Jeff Goldblum IRL

Two independent studies show that the king of the dinosaurs was much slower than we thought.
Becky Ferreira
The Book Was Better

Returning to Crichton’s Novel Bodes Well for 'Jurassic World 2'

Bringing the movies back into the book’s thematic orbit is the only way to save the franchise from boring monster schlock.
Becky Ferreira

Jeff Goldblum Is a Silver-Haired Light in a Dark World

Goldblum finds a way...into my heart.
Jill Krajewski
Cult of Goldblum

Stop Relying on Jeff Goldblum to Save Movie Franchises That Are Already Ruined

Goldblum will reprise his role as chaos theorist Ian Malcolm in the next instalment of the franchise. But his track record with sequels is sketchy.
Becky Ferreira