Kara crabb

    • 6.18.15

      I Asked a Bunch of Epidemiologists How To Make Fashion Out of Parasites

      I asked some of the best minds in our country to take a break from solving legitimate world problems to contemplate the feasibility of making a bikini out of worms.

    • 8.27.14

      I Went to a Raëlian Cult Protest for Titties

      The organization Go Topless has been reprimanded by the media as a superficial publicity stunt since its establishment in 2007. When I arrived on the scene, Raëlian men and women were parading around a statue holding signs about "equal rights."

    • 8.15.14

      It’s Time to Learn About the Female Prostate

      We recently published two articles that referenced the female prostate. Many commenters freaked out, incredulous at the authors’ seemingly poor grasp of human anatomy. So we asked Kara Crabb to respond by writing her own guide to the mythic gland.

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    • 4.24.13

      Barely Legal: Jessie Andrews Is a Jack-of-All-Trades

      When I first saw Jessie Andrews doing sexy naked stuff on film, it blew my mind. Everything about her performance seemed so honest, refreshing, and visually stunning. She is only 20-years-old and started in the industry as soon as she turned 18, which...

    • 3.20.13

      Girl Eats Placenta

      When my very pregnant friend called recently to tell me that she had arranged for her placenta to be encapsulated and invited me to come watch the whole process, it was a dream come true. I had been dropping subtle hints to her for months.

    • 3.6.13

      A Sweatshop of One's Own

      What if the crap-manufacturing industry collapses and all of the indentured servants the US employs there are no longer able to produce cheaply manufactured garments? What atrocities would Americans be forced to wear? To illustrate this predicament, I...

    • 2.28.13

      My Favorite Disease, Noma

      Brace yourselves. A lot of you will probably hate the photos you’re about to see in this article, but they’re not meant to make you feel sad and scared; they’re meant to make you understand something cool about your stupid face.

    • 2.20.13

      How to Have An Orgasm with Your Vagina

      It has come to my attention that a lot of grown-ass women out there have yet to experience an orgasm, which makes me want to jump off a cliff on to a bed of sharpened dildos. Orgasms are important, and you need to be able to make yourself come.

    • 2.12.13

      Let's Colonize Outer Space

      I would like to donate my ova to NASA so that they can raise babies in a highly controlled environment, see how human physiology changes over time/in weird circumstances, and help us get on track to colonize Mars.