Fine, KFC, You Win: We Will Have Sex With Colonel Sanders

The chicken chain's thirsty marketing has finally worn us down. We agree to smash the 11 herbs and spices out of the colonel's buttered biscuits.


KFC Is Testing Vegan 'Fried Chicken' Using Beyond Meat

A trial run in Atlanta will mark the first use of Beyond's chicken alternative at a major fast food chain.


An Australian KFC Owner Is Begging Michelin to Give His Restaurant a Star

Michelin inspectors judge whether a restaurant provides a good value or a “memorable experience." Who's to say KFC doesn't?


Today's Special: The Stranded Guy Who Survived on Hot Sauce Is Getting a Year of Free Taco Bell

Also, someone ordered a three-piece KFC meal and allegedly got two pieces of chicken and a deep-fried rag.


It's Thursday, February 28, and Testicle-Flavored Beer Exists

Also, the company responsible for the UK's KFC shortage is now handling the country's medical deliveries.


It's Tuesday, February 5, and Central Park's Hot Duck Is Now a Pawn in the Foie Gras Debate

Plus, another American baker doubles down on bigoted drivel.


It's Wednesday, January 30, and It's So Fucking Cold You Can't Even Order Delivery

Plus, Starbucks baristas never want to listen to the 'Hamilton' soundtrack again.


It's Tuesday, January 22, and the Internet Raised $160,000 For A Fyre Festival Victim

Plus, the most Canadian way possible to get Tim Horton's.


Why That Decades-Old KFC Meme Keeps Resurfacing—And Is Now After Taylor Swift

Reducing women like Taylor Swift or Hilary Clinton to "meat" is a tired way to ignore what they're saying.


Which Fast Food Chain Makes the Best Hot Sauce?

A comprehensive review of the genre.


A Massive Underground Drug Tunnel to Mexico Was Found Underneath an Abandoned KFC

Feds stumbled upon the underground passageway after cops busted the building's owner with meth, coke, heroin, and fentanyl.