People Tell Us the Dumbest Things They've Ever Done to Impress Their Crush

“My crush said that if I licked hot sauce off the floor he'd give me a kiss. I did it and he didn't give me the kiss.”
Mica Lemiski
The VICE Guide to Right Now

This Democrat Kissed His Husband in a Campaign Ad on Fox to 'Piss Off Trump'

It's a historic first for American political ads.
Drew Schwartz
Noisey News

Gene Simmons Is Now Being Sued for Sexual Battery [Updated]

A lawsuit filed by a Jane Doe on Friday alleges that Simmons repeatedly made “unwanted, unwarranted sexual advances” during an interview in November.
Alex Robert Ross
Noisey News

Gene Simmons Banned by Fox News After Exposing Belly, Hitting Staff with Book

Simmons reportedly barged into a staff meeting and made sexist remarks while promoting his new book, 'On Power.'
Alex Robert Ross

Why We Like Putting Our Tongues in Other People's Mouths

Not everyone thinks making out is great. In fact, some think it's pretty gross. We asked researchers how some humans came to engage in this objectively weird yet often satisfying behavior.
Leila Ettachfini
Noisey News

Gene Simmons Doesn't At All Regret Trying to Trademark the Horn Hand

"People said 'you can't do that.' Actually, bitch—I can."
Lauren O'Neill
Holy Shit

Everyone Shut Up, This Calf Looks Exactly Like Gene Simmons

Incoming dad joke: This cow wants to Rock and Roll All Night.
Phil Witmer
Future Days

All the Dumb Shit Gene Simmons Has Tried to Trademark

The devil horns was just the tip of the iceberg compared to "Nude Car Wash," “International Fight Club,” and "?enis."
Drew Millard
Noisey News

Gene Simmons Is Trying to Trademark the Devil Horns Hand Thing

Give me strength.
Lauren O'Neill

At the End of the World with Nikki Sixx

A day with one of the founding members of the legendary hair metal band, Mötley Crüe.
Annalise Domenighini
Noisey News

Gene Simmons Didn’t Even Get an Invite to Trump’s Soft-Ass Party

Oh, also, have you considered a one-party state, America?
Alex Robert Ross

Is Lil Peep's Music Brilliant or Stupid as Shit?

Lil Peep is the 2016 version of mallcore: a white rapper who samples Brand New and sings about suicide.
Drew Millard