What Your Favorite Drink Says About You
From the perspective of a disdainful bartender.
this is fine
How My Phone Saved Me From Feeling Like a Constant Failure
Making an endless to-do list made me feel like a failure—until an iPhone app helped me see the difference between taking out the trash and tackling my bigger life goals.
Who Had the Most Average 2018?
'Tis the season to celebrate the best and brightest. But what about the just fine?
The Best Movies I Watched in 2018
This year I had the blessings of catching some movies that changed the way I viewed things.
These Alleged Avatar Sequel Titles Are Awful, So Here Are 50 Better Ideas
Literally anything beats 'Avatar: The Seed Bearer.'
Nine Albums You Should Buy on Bandcamp Today to Support Voting Rights
Your truly good deed for today is just buying some really great music on the internet.
The Nine Best Stoner Movies on Netflix Right Now
Spark up a yabba-dabba-doob to this unassailable shortlist of the absolute-best stoner movies on Netflix.
The Dumbest Stuff People Have Bought While Drunk
Sometimes a hangover also comes with a Jeff Goldblum shower curtain, random pets, or a used golf cart.
Objectively Correct Lists
All the Terrible People You'll Meet on a Kanye-Themed Dating App
If Yeezy Dating—an upcoming dating site for Kanye fans—is our only pool to pick from, then Yeezus have mercy on our souls.
Here Are 19 Things You Could Do Instead of Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day
Live! Your! Life!
How Not to Die From Boredom This Christmas
Here's a whole load of stuff to read, hear, and absorb during that blank void of hell we refer to as “the holidays.”
All The Shit You're Going to Have to Do This December