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What Your Favorite Drink Says About You

From the perspective of a disdainful bartender.
James Greig
2.21.19
this is fine

How My Phone Saved Me From Feeling Like a Constant Failure

Making an endless to-do list made me feel like a failure—until an iPhone app helped me see the difference between taking out the trash and tackling my bigger life goals.
Crissy Milazzo
2.11.19
Lists

Who Had the Most Average 2018?

'Tis the season to celebrate the best and brightest. But what about the just fine?
Alex Norcia
12.21.18
Film

The Best Movies I Watched in 2018

This year I had the blessings of catching some movies that changed the way I viewed things.
Noel Ransome
12.13.18
Film

These Alleged Avatar Sequel Titles Are Awful, So Here Are 50 Better Ideas

Literally anything beats 'Avatar: The Seed Bearer.'
River Donaghey
11.2.18
Lists

Nine Albums You Should Buy on Bandcamp Today to Support Voting Rights

Your truly good deed for today is just buying some really great music on the internet.
Noisey Staff
9.28.18
NETFLIX

The Nine Best Stoner Movies on Netflix Right Now

Spark up a yabba-dabba-doob to this unassailable shortlist of the absolute-best stoner movies on Netflix.
Emerson Rosenthal
4.25.18
Lists

The Dumbest Stuff People Have Bought While Drunk

Sometimes a hangover also comes with a Jeff Goldblum shower curtain, random pets, or a used golf cart.
Billy Eff
3.23.18
Objectively Correct Lists

All the Terrible People You'll Meet on a Kanye-Themed Dating App

If Yeezy Dating—an upcoming dating site for Kanye fans—is our only pool to pick from, then Yeezus have mercy on our souls.
Phil Witmer
3.21.18
Lists

Here Are 19 Things You Could Do Instead of Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day

Live! Your! Life!
VICE Staff
3.16.18
Noisey 2017

How Not to Die From Boredom This Christmas

Here's a whole load of stuff to read, hear, and absorb during that blank void of hell we refer to as “the holidays.”
Daisy Jones
12.21.17
The Holidays

All The Shit You're Going to Have to Do This December

Brace yourself.
Rosie Hewitson
12.11.17
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