Watch Someone Discover an Enormous, Panicking Lizard in Their Kitchen

If you find a huge reptile in your kitchen, whistling at it is a poor defense.


I Need to Believe the Iguana Scene from 'Planet Earth 2' Is Real

A new report alleges that the iconic iguana chase scene from the BBC nature docuseries was faked. For my ongoing mental health, I simply cannot believe this.


My Pilgrimage to the Reptile Expo, a Bleak Haven for Lizard People

As the owner of a chameleon, Drake, who screams every time I pick him up, I felt drawn to the Reptile Expo in New York. My time there was as harrowing as it was entertaining.


Inside London's Exotic Pet Hotel

Is it ever OK to own exotic pets? We met people from all sides of the debate to find out.


Brandon Can't Dance's "Smoke and Drive Around" is All Your Teenage Friday's Rolled into One

Listen, enjoy, and read our brief chat with the Philadelphia songwriter about parties, lizards and the best dance-based motion pictures.


The Human Suit Malfunctions of the 2016 Party Conventions

Nobody's perfect. Not even the reptilians who control society.


'Weekday Afternoon Talkshow Lizard People,' Today's Comic by Stephen Maurice Graham

Why do daytime talkshow hosts try to make their guests cry so much? Unsurprisingly, the answer is lizard people.


Chameleon Spit Is a Wonder of Physics

As if the 'ballistic' tongue wasn't enough.


This ‘Fierce Lizard’ Fossil Is a Missing Link Between Dinos and Their Ancestors

Scientists discover a 250-million-year-old fossil in southern Brazil


Photos of the Snakes, Lizards, and Spiders at the Quebec Reptile Expo

Hanging out with the most misunderstood pets in the world.


We Talked to an Ecologist About the Ethics of Owning a Horned Lizard

And the consequences of putting them in a mech suit.


Is This the First Music Video Made Using Google's Deep Dream?

This must be what David Icke sees when he goes shopping.