losers

Op-Ed

'Broad City' Gave Us the Loser Women We Needed

Loserdom is a universal state of being, yet it’s traditionally been played by straight, white men, for whom failure has the lowest stakes.
Annie Fell
1.29.19
Dating

We've All Dated Our Fair Share of Losers

“Made me proofread his LiveJournal posts.”
Anna Goldfarb
8.16.17
Longreads Or Whatever

Living with Tinnitus: I Find It Hard to Believe Silence Ever Existed

Tom Bellamy from the band Losers woke up one day with ringing in his ears. Five years on, we asked him to write about life with tinnitus.
Tom Bellamy
3.17.16
St. Louis Cardinals

This Is Why Everyone Hates You, St. Louis

Shut up, St. Louis.
Sean Newell
11.3.15
losers

The World's Biggest Loser is a Junior Hockey Heckler in Canada

Corey Simms is a grown man who goes to junior hockey games in Canada and heckles everyone associated with the opposing teams. He is a giant loser.
Sean Newell
3.31.15
Premieres

Experience a Day in the Life of a Loser in Great Cynics' Video for "Lost in You"

Embrace your inner dirtbag.
Dan Ozzi
3.31.15
losers

Routine Moments in Baseball History: The Phillies' Long Years of Losing

It's difficult to describe the history of the Philadelphia Phillies, but let me give it a try: For a long, long time, they were very, very bad.
Harry Cheadle
8.26.14
warren morris

Routine Moments in Baseball History: A Former Hero Grounds Out

The 2001 Pittsburgh Pirates were not a team that made dreams come true.
Harry Cheadle
8.7.14
News

Why You Should Be Glad Eric Cantor Lost His Primary

Eric Cantor wasn't just some right-wing congressman. He allegedly had ties to corruption, stood in the way of tech funding because he didn't understand it, and was one of the architects of the government shutdown. It's good that he's fucking off.
Josh Androsky
6.11.14
News

Requiem for India’s Congress Party: A Loser’s Diary

The results of India's general election were announced today, making official what most polls predicted: an unprecedented defeat for India's historically dominant center-left party. But the cycle of political births and deaths in India has spun this...
Sonia Paul
5.16.14
Comics!

Nick Gazin's Comic Book Love-In #97

Hello, Comical Comrades. My name is Nick Gazin and this is the semi-regular VICE column about comics, art, illustration, zines, fan-related stuff, and general art/nerd shit as written by me, Nick Gazin, a self-proclaimed comics expert.
Nick Gazin
12.16.13
News

The Hidden Victims of the Government Shutdown

Sure, National Parks are closed and NASA shuttered, but for goats that love poison ivy and people who want to adopt wild horses and burros, this stupid shutdown really hurts.
Harry Cheadle
10.3.13
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