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Brazilian Goalkeeper Who Had His Girlfriend Killed and Fed to Dogs: "Mistakes Happen"

There are mistakes, and then there is what Bruno Fernandes de Souza did to his then girlfriend.


Poor Kristaps Porzingis Did Everything He Could to Stop Chris Paul, Failed Anyway

The New York Knicks' big unicorn tried his best to keep Chris Paul in check, but Porzingis is only one man (with lazy-ass teammates).


New FAU Coach Lane Kiffin Wasting No Time Burning Bridges and Screwing Over High School Kids

Lane Kiffin just can't seem to get out of his own way.


Giants Fullback's Home Burglarized, Vandalized with Swastikas, "KKK," and "Trump"

Giants FB Nikita Whitlock has had his home broken into twice in less than six months. This time, it looks a hate crime.


Bryant University Freshman Forgets Team is Trailing, Dribbles out Clock for the Loss

Ikenna Ndugba thought his team had the lead and all he had to do was let the final 3.8 seconds tick away. Unfortunately they trailed by one. Oops.


Brazilian Football Team Chapecoense Involved in Deadly Plane Crash Outside Medellin

Chapecoense were travelling to Medellin for the final of the Copa Sudamericana, before their plane came down outside the Colombian city with up to 76 passengers killed.


Joakim Noah Enters Pantheon of Worst Ever Shots in the NBA

Joakim Noah took quite possibly the worst jumpshot of all time last night.


Mets Closer Jeurys Familia Arrested on Domestic Violence Charge

The Mets closer was recently featured in an anti-domestic violence ad campaign.


The NFL's Ego is Out of Control: It's Titans-Jaguars on Thursday Night

Thursday Night Football is harming the NFL's product, and this is the worst of the worst.


Brock Osweiler Had a Historically Awful Return to Denver

Brock Osweiler had a Jesse Palmer-esque game. Which is, uh, not good.


Giants Kicker Josh Brown Admitted to Physically and Emotionally Abusing His Wife [UPDATE]

Josh Brown wrote in private journals that he looked at himself as God and his wife as his slave.