Meet @Crap90sFootball, The Only Sports Twitter Account The World Needs

You will laugh, you will cry (from laughter), and you will remember to love the beautiful game because you're laughing so damn hard.
Aaron Gordon
Bruno Fernandes de Souza

Brazilian Goalkeeper Who Had His Girlfriend Killed and Fed to Dogs: "Mistakes Happen"

There are mistakes, and then there is what Bruno Fernandes de Souza did to his then girlfriend.
Sean Newell
New York Knicks

Poor Kristaps Porzingis Did Everything He Could to Stop Chris Paul, Failed Anyway

The New York Knicks' big unicorn tried his best to keep Chris Paul in check, but Porzingis is only one man (with lazy-ass teammates).
Joseph Flynn
lane kiffin

New FAU Coach Lane Kiffin Wasting No Time Burning Bridges and Screwing Over High School Kids

Lane Kiffin just can't seem to get out of his own way.
Joseph Flynn
nikita whitlock

Giants Fullback's Home Burglarized, Vandalized with Swastikas, "KKK," and "Trump"

Giants FB Nikita Whitlock has had his home broken into twice in less than six months. This time, it looks a hate crime.
Sean Newell
bryant university

Bryant University Freshman Forgets Team is Trailing, Dribbles out Clock for the Loss

Ikenna Ndugba thought his team had the lead and all he had to do was let the final 3.8 seconds tick away. Unfortunately they trailed by one. Oops.
Joseph Flynn
Copa Sudamericana

Brazilian Football Team Chapecoense Involved in Deadly Plane Crash Outside Medellin

Chapecoense were travelling to Medellin for the final of the Copa Sudamericana, before their plane came down outside the Colombian city with up to 76 passengers killed.
VICE Sports
joakim noah

Joakim Noah Enters Pantheon of Worst Ever Shots in the NBA

Joakim Noah took quite possibly the worst jumpshot of all time last night.
Patrick Sauer
jeurys familia

Mets Closer Jeurys Familia Arrested on Domestic Violence Charge

The Mets closer was recently featured in an anti-domestic violence ad campaign.
Sean Newell
thursday night football

The NFL's Ego is Out of Control: It's Titans-Jaguars on Thursday Night

Thursday Night Football is harming the NFL's product, and this is the worst of the worst.
Rivers McCown
brock osweiler

Brock Osweiler Had a Historically Awful Return to Denver

Brock Osweiler had a Jesse Palmer-esque game. Which is, uh, not good.
Joseph Flynn
josh brown

Giants Kicker Josh Brown Admitted to Physically and Emotionally Abusing His Wife [UPDATE]

Josh Brown wrote in private journals that he looked at himself as God and his wife as his slave.
Sean Newell