mascot

10.25.18

Boston's Keytar Bear Is a Great Musician, When People Aren't Punching Him

After a motorcycle accident and a summer off, Beantown's infamous, mysterious mascot has returned to perform.

6.21.18

This Phillies Fan Was a Great Sport After Mascot Pelted Her with a Hotdog

"It gives people a good laugh, and if that makes somebody chuckle, then that's fine."

2.16.18

Little Caesars, We Need to Talk About Your Mascot's Throat

What is happening in there??

2.22.17

A Tiny Japanese Town Built a Very Good Doggy Drone

The small town of Oji just got a new mascot and he's the best.

10.12.16

McDonald’s Realizing Now Is Not a Great Time to Have a Creepy-Ass Clown as Your Mascot

When these idiots finally wipe off their makeup and we’re able to objectively look back on this period of clown-driven paranoia, we’ll recognize that right now is a real low point.

10.8.14

Timber Joey: America's Best Mascot?

Most mascots are people hiding underneath a costume, but Timber Joey of the Portland Timbers is just himself.

Advertisement