After a motorcycle accident and a summer off, Beantown's infamous, mysterious mascot has returned to perform.
"It gives people a good laugh, and if that makes somebody chuckle, then that's fine."
What is happening in there??
The small town of Oji just got a new mascot and he's the best.
When these idiots finally wipe off their makeup and we’re able to objectively look back on this period of clown-driven paranoia, we’ll recognize that right now is a real low point.
Most mascots are people hiding underneath a costume, but Timber Joey of the Portland Timbers is just himself.