It's best suited for staring into the Philadelphia Flyers mascot's godless and unmoored eyes.
The unsettling costume was dreamt up by an employee at the agency that oversees America's nuclear stockpile.
Police say the fan started it, but Tommy Hawk definitely ended it.
James Kirn, a lifelong Flyers fan, has no regrets after getting a massive tattoo of the Philadelphia mascot on his left butt cheek.
The appropriately-named 'Nightmare Fuel' distills the essence of the gone-to-seed-Muppet into a vanilla- and orange-scented cream ale.
Philadelphia's new mascot is named Gritty, because this is hockey we are talking about, and it's pretty bugged out.
From sentient douches to hepatitis elephants, Japan has a mascot for every occasion.
"Unknowingly being 'muffin top epidemic' b-roll."
What is happening in there??
You think the embarrassment ends with the first slip on the ice, but alas, it is only the beginning.
In the race to help people release their "fursonas," cottage industry is born.
It's not easy being Big Red, what with all the wear and tear of life as a mascot. So Western Kentucky is crowdfunding a new suit for college sports' big red son.