mascots

10.9.19

Gritty’s Spotify Playlist Is Glorious and Chaotic, Like Gritty

It's best suited for staring into the Philadelphia Flyers mascot's godless and unmoored eyes.

1.29.19

Don't Fear the Green Reaper, the Department of Energy's Creepy Recycling Mascot

The unsettling costume was dreamt up by an employee at the agency that oversees America's nuclear stockpile.

12.17.18

Watch This Truly Unhinged Fight Between a Hockey Mascot and an Angry Fan

Police say the fan started it, but Tommy Hawk definitely ended it.

10.29.18

Meet the Flyers Fan Who Got Gritty's Face Tattooed on His Ass

James Kirn, a lifelong Flyers fan, has no regrets after getting a massive tattoo of the Philadelphia mascot on his left butt cheek.

9.26.18

Gritty Has a Beer Now Because Of Course He Does

The appropriately-named 'Nightmare Fuel' distills the essence of the gone-to-seed-Muppet into a vanilla- and orange-scented cream ale.

9.24.18

Flyers New Mascot is Very Hairy, Very Orange, and Very Googly-Eyed

Philadelphia's new mascot is named Gritty, because this is hockey we are talking about, and it's pretty bugged out.

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8.28.18

Inside the Incredibly Bizarre World of Japanese Mascots

From sentient douches to hepatitis elephants, Japan has a mascot for every occasion.

3.21.18

We Asked People to Sum Up Their Most Irrational Fear in Six Words

"Unknowingly being 'muffin top epidemic' b-roll."

2.16.18

Little Caesars, We Need to Talk About Your Mascot's Throat

What is happening in there??

1.3.18

Man Dressed as Bud Light Can Endures Prolonged Journey of Total Humiliation

You think the embarrassment ends with the first slip on the ice, but alas, it is only the beginning.

7.27.17

Who Makes Those Intricate, Expensive Furry Suits?

In the race to help people release their "fursonas," cottage industry is born.

4.18.17

Can You Spare A Dollar To Get Western Kentucky's Mascot A New Suit?

It's not easy being Big Red, what with all the wear and tear of life as a mascot. So Western Kentucky is crowdfunding a new suit for college sports' big red son.

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