"Oh, Jesus! I’m so sorry, Tommy. Guys, get us out of here! Get us out!"
Luckily for humanity, Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth are packing serious heat.
It looks like the upcoming film wants to bring in an actor with a particular set of skills.
The Planetary Protection Officer job could earn you a six-figure salary.
What better way to harness his star power and ascend to new heights of glory than to run for public office, right?
No one talks about the cheap rent, plentiful weed, or the Men in Black cutouts on Cross Road.