Could Being Middle Class Kill You?

Working-class people may skip the odd vaccine, but it takes middle-class Californians to be so colossally moronic as to throw measles parties.


An Open Letter to the Dads of Hip-Hop: Stop Worrying About Nicki Minaj's Ass

Your mansplaining opinions of Nicki Minaj are irrelevant and cliché.


Greek Neo-Nazi Beach Party!

Mainstream Nazis have returned to Europe to openly read the anti-Semite blood libels The Protocols of the Elders of Zion in the Greek Parliament, to suppress entire towns beneath their thumb as vigilante social "cleansers," to increasingly hold...


Komplaint Dept. - A Mindless Leap of Faith

God makes people do the dumbest things.


Don't Take Your Guns to Town, Morons

Owning guns is fun as shit, but maybe leave them at home when you leave the house to mingle with unarmed civilians?