Some Genius Combined Morrissey Lyrics with Amazon Reviews of P90X
With lyrics auto-populated by a predictive text generator, the song is an AI-created masterpiece of music and peak physical fitness.
Johnny Marr Is On Another Planet and Wants Us to Join Him
On his new album 'Call the Comet,' the ex-Smiths guitarist finds defiance and offers solace in escapism as the world crumbles before our eyes.
Sorry Morrissey, Der Spiegel Has Audio Proof You're Still an Asshole
Turns out he said exactly what he said they said, quelle surprise.
Der Spiegel Need to Drop that Raw Morrissey Interview Audio
It's the only way to know whether Mozzer really defended Kevin Spacey and victim-blamed survivors of sexual assault.
Morrissey Says He’s No Longer Doing Print Interviews, World Rejoices
If you believe in a deity, now is the time to give thanks.
Morrissey Defends Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey, Attacks Multiculturalism
In an interview with 'Der Spiegel,' the singer said that the the recent spate of sexual assault allegations in the media were "not very credible."
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Morrissey Canceled a Show Last Night Because He Was Too Cold
The Mariah of rock strikes again.
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Deep Ass Questions
It’s Dumb That ‘Jools Holland’ Is the UK’s Only Decent Music TV Show
For a tiny island, we have a pretty big talent pool. So what gives?
Hear Six New Morrissey Songs, One of Which Mentions Brexit, Obviously
Music's weird uncle is back, baby.
Take Today Off, Morrissey Has Released "Spent the Day in Bed"
Listen to the lord's command: clock out, roll over, pull that duvet up tight.
'England Is Mine' and the Airbrushed Rock Star Biopic
Why it's frustrating to see male rock stars presented as romanticized versions of themselves on film.
Hear The Smiths' First Ever Demo of "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out"
Get ready to feel some feelings, friends.