If oil pulling is doing anything for your oral health, it's likely from the mechanical motion of swishing.
Gargle, spit, gargle, spit.
Researchers tested Listerine's 137-year-old claim that mouthwash can block gonorrhea from spreading in the mouth, and holy shit! It's true!
"I was surrounded by men that made a shit load of money from me. Nobody nurtured me, nobody gave a fuck about this young girl."
Harm reduction agencies are giving chronic alcoholics "beverage-alcohol" to stop them from drinking poison.
Sipping drinks from beneath the sink.