"The haircut can make you look sexy, but as soon as you pop on a tracksuit, you look like a 12-year-old thug."
"You can't grow a great mullet in a day, can't win a Big Ten title in a day."
Maybe if we could see out from under our asymmetric haircuts, we'd have realized how terrible we looked.
There is a 2015 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair team and it is delightful.
RiRi is trying to bring back the femullet. But does she have the badass credentials? And wait, shouldn't we just let this hairstyle die already?
Last time I met Marina we stacked ice cream cones on my nose…