The bird's named Dexter and he lives in Bushwick, apparently.
It was allegedly working on a story for CNBC.
Three Newark Airport employees say that assailants play the "Jackass" theme song during assaults, and that the abuse has been happening for years.
It will be a great spot to get seared togarashi tuna with wakame seaweed salad for $16 during a layover.
Photographers Dan Meyer and Brayden Olson spent several days flying around the country's travel hubs, and this is what they saw.
Whether it's at the DMV, a cemetery, or a building where children go to be treated for cancer, everyone seems keen to spread a little festive cheer.