No

Munchies

'Guacamole Cheese' Is a Thing Now, but It Shouldn't Be

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.30.19
Ew

Indonesian Flight Delayed So Cabin Crew Could Remove 2 Tons of Smelly-Ass Durian

“I yelled at the other passengers 'Who on this plane wants to fly?' They all chanted back 'not us!!'"
Jelisa Castrodale
11.8.18
Munchies

Bleach Everything After Watching This Man Eat Directly from a Grocery Store Soup Bar

Upsetting even by 2018 standards.
Jelisa Castrodale
11.2.18
an investigation

Is Ice-T Dril? An Exhaustive Investigation

Many have noted that the rapper-turned-actor has a lot in common with the internet poet laureate. Let's examine this further through the power of "Tweets."
Dan Ozzi
Trey Smith
8.24.18
No

JACK ANTONOFF YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE DIXIE CHICKS

The producer, who worked with most notably Lorde, Taylor Swift, and St. Vincent, showed up on Natalie Maines' Instagram feed.
Annalise Domenighini
8.2.18
WTF

WATCH: Bartender Faces Off Against Snake Tangled in Restaurant's Ceiling Fan

Just some fun nightmare fuel for your Tuesday afternoon.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.15.18
the resistance

Hollywood Still Has No Idea How to Resist Trump

Kathy Griffin, noooooooooooooooo.
Eve Peyser
5.30.17
coffee

Avocado Lattes Are the Final Nail in the Coffin of Human Dignity

What hath Donald Trump’s glowing orb wrought?
Jelisa Castrodale
5.22.17
duke

Some Monster Set a Duke Hype Song to "Hallelujah"

This is the worst thing that's ever happened.
Patrick Sauer
3.3.17
No

Donald Trump Eats Dry-Ass Steak with Ketchup. Sad!

On Saturday night, Trump went out for a meal at BLT Prime, a steakhouse in Trump International Hotel in Washington, DC. What happened next shocked the world.
Wyatt Marshall
2.27.17
No

I Can't Believe I Have to Say This, but Please Don't Wrap Hot Dogs in Bacon-Wrapped Hamburgers

Every year, ballpark food ideas get worse and worse.
Sean Newell
2.24.17
thump exclusive stream

Arthur Russell, Herbie Hancock, and a Jazzy Deep House DJ Walked Into a Bar and Out Came Uffe's New Album on Tartelet

The producer and DJ is returning to the Copenhagen label with a new full-length, 'No!', out October 14. Stream the first track.
David Garber
8.18.16
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