Turns out being a pizza delivery guy kicks ass.
"I spent a year looking after TV fortune tellers in Budapest."
We hide animal tongues in our friend's lunch and de-plug pig hair from broken machines.
The Power of Human Touch is real.
People would spend $3.50 per minute for my psychic predictions, which were about as accurate as a Magic 8 Ball.
I help train doctors in horrifying life-or-death scenarios using fake patients, fake blood, and fake shit.