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Boston's Subway Was Running at Half Speed Because It Lost Paperwork
Perhaps they forgot to use the proper cover sheet for the TPS report.
Uber and Lyft Are Out of Ideas, Jacking Up Prices in Desperation for Profit
As it turns out, businesses fundamentally reliant on venture capital subsidies to offer cheap cab rides are not great long-term investments.
‘Ready to Deliver:’ Read the Post Office’s Mandatory Pep Talk About Election Mail
According to the leaked speech, the USPS says it will undo nearly all of Louis DeJoy's most controversial policies and make election mail its "number one priority."
Google Maps Thinks This Beautiful Beach Is In Landlocked Belarus
The main photo for Belarus on Google Maps, submitted by a suspiciously active account, is actually of a very pretty ocean cliffside in Cornwall, England.
Critic Trash-Talks $20,000 Artwork, Then Accidentally Destroys It With Soda Can
The work shattered into thousands of pieces, leaving the floor littered with shards of glass and an extra-sad looking soccer ball.
Winery Worker Fired After Accidentally Spilling $213K of Wine Down a Drain
In a different incident in 2017, the same worker failed to switch the diverting valve on a tank and lost another 11,000 liters of wine.
Very Relatable Woman Sues Waiter for Spilling Wine on Her $30,000 Hermès Handbag
The tragedy occurred last September at the Alpine Country Club, which has a $65,000 initiation fee.
McDonald's Apologizes for, Removes Halloween Decorations That Look Like a Lynching
Each cash register was decorated with a jack o'lantern, a giant spider, and... the silhouette of a man hanging from a tree.
Cops Show Up at Forager's Door After Mistaking Morels in Facebook Post for Shrooms
Some might consider morel mushrooms kind of magical, but they're not the kind of magic that makes you trip balls.
Man Sues Houston Hotel for $1 Million After Slipping On Lettuce Leaf
The court records call the incident a "textbook 'Banana Peel Slip.'"
Someone Should Probably Tell Lean Cuisine Its New Nutrition Plan Has the Same Name as a Giant Invasive Rodent
Southerners have a different idea of what "Nutria" means.