Cops Show Up at Forager's Door After Mistaking Morels in Facebook Post for Shrooms
Some might consider morel mushrooms kind of magical, but they're not the kind of magic that makes you trip balls.
Man Sues Houston Hotel for $1 Million After Slipping On Lettuce Leaf
The court records call the incident a "textbook 'Banana Peel Slip.'"
Woman Accidentally Enters Her PIN as a Tip on Restaurant Terminal, Is Now Out $7,732
Someone Should Probably Tell Lean Cuisine Its New Nutrition Plan Has the Same Name as a Giant Invasive Rodent
Southerners have a different idea of what "Nutria" means.
Dude Falls Asleep in Bar Bathroom and Has to Call 911 to Get Out
There are bad nights, and then there are BAD nights.
Jeff Sessions accidentally narced on his secret anti-weed meeting
Jeff Sessions wants to prosecute leakers, but this week he accidentally leaked his own confidential memo about how he plans to take down weed in the United States.
30 under 30
Forbes '30 Under 30' Conference Website Exposed Attendees' Personal Information
A former honoree discovered a security flaw in Forbes’ system that revealed phone numbers, emails, and date of birth.
Kevin Durant Might Have a Fake Twitter Account for the Haters
A Twitter user asked Durant why he left OKC and he got real blunt and maybe a little too third-persony.
A New York City Education Department Employee Got Caught Mining Bitcoin at Work
It doesn't appear as though he got fired.
Guy Smokes Wife in the Face with Baseball During Dreaded Gender Reveal
These are officially a thing now, and people can't stop fucking them up.
A Technical Issue Made People Think Comcast Had Brought on the Post-Net Neutrality Apocalypse
Many Comcast users were unable to access archive.org, which led people to sound the censorship sirens.
Remembering That Time a Dude Unknowingly Spent $20 Million On Two Pizzas
Bitcoin Pizza Day is all about recognizing the magic of exchange rates and cryptocurrencies.