What Are the Most Egregiously George Lucas-Ass Names in Baseball?
A dumb question about a goofball auteur with a taste for ridiculous names produces some appropriately ridiculous baseball-related answers.
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Welcome to the Super Bowl, World
Every professional sport has a way of determining a champion. Only the NFL has something as quite as expensive, overstated, and widely watched as the Super Bowl.
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David Roth's Weak In Review: The Special Ones And Everyone
Jose Mourinho left Chelsea this week, and sports lost (briefly) one of its most hilarious and utterly essential villains. It won't be the same without him.
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Mario Hezonja Is Here to Spice Up Your Sex Life
Even the most loving and longstanding relationship can get a little stale after awhile. Mario Hezonja, Orlando's super-swaggery and ultra-talented rookie, can help.